Amundson Family adds last-minute 2018 tax exemption, welcomes Colt Alexander

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Mr. and Mrs. Alex Amundson are overjoyed to announce the arrival of Colt Alexander Amundson, born at 12:05 a.m. Dec. 19, 2018, weighing in at a robust 8 pounds 4 ounces. According to Alex, Colt “enjoys long naps, shotgunning milk bottles and holding his pee so he can try and get mom and dad with it during diaper changes.”

For which we can only encourage rapid parental reflexes, continued practice, and possible use of goggles. Congratulations, Amundson Family! 

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